My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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