when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Life is so much better after having sex.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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