I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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