I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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