She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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