i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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