Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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