Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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