That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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