i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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