I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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