Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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