I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need help removing her.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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