do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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