you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
