My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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