we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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