Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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