Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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