That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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