she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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