check it out our google latitudes are spooning
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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