the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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