I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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