Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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