He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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