I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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