At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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