He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
is it fun? or sober?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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