new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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