u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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