Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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