It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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