i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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