Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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