Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The struggles of a small town man whore
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
