I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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