I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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