windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We're too hungover to prance.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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