hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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