i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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