billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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