I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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