well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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