My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
