not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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