Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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