yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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