4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
