Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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